celebrity faking

monday night we got a call. not an ordinary call. it was arnold freakin' schwarzenegger! he wanted to know who my daddy was and what he did. he kept asking over and over. then he told me i was being ridiculous. then i wanted to share some of my favorite quotes of his. i told him, "if it bleeds, we can kill it." in my best ah-nuld voice. he wasn't interested in ordering any pizza. i finished it by saying: "get your ass to mars!"

that arnold is so funny.